FUNG <3

hi. my name is KLOWEE. I CAN PELLS. YOU NOWK PELLS. YEAH. BUT I"M NOT A TIWCH

hi. mt enam are ding dings

MSM conbersateaning:

ding dings saye: theses are our grope picchures. i liked me. but i are still liking me. i are stupid.like klolweeeeeee

mm. hmm. mm hmmmm.

klowee sayes: i'm trying to arrange my m n ms in alphabetical order. SOMEONE HELP ME!!!! PLOISE!

Ding ding says: HOLD ONS! i haf to firssly fing me brean. (?) (the thing on top of the head)

5mins later...

Ding dings: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I..... DON...... HAF....... ANI...... BRE.... BREA..... BREAnzzzzz...!!!!

10 mins later>>>>

klowee: um i think i can lense you mind. lemme look for itt....

*feels head* oops! not vibrating. i think i'm a no-breaner. you no?

Ding dins: im also a...... 1+1=? ( NO BRAINEAR) HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA. u nowk why i only laughing out loud and loud?cause ah.. thats the easiest, uh no i mean, the onli thing i can do. i don believe i gotttss no briannn..

*knocks head* followed by a lou d hollow sound

ohhhhhhhhh.

klowee: yay! i arranged my keyboard alphabets in alphabeticall order. so this is my name in it:

STUPID. wait....wrong. STUPIDEST>>>>>

CATUION: IF YOU ARE READING THIS, PLEASE BE NOTIFIEWD THAT THIS IS BRAIN-SUCKING AND DETRIMENTAL TO YOUR MENTAL WELL-BEING. IF YOU HAVE A MWENTAL CAPAPCITY GREATER THAN MINE, (klowee), YOUR BWAIN CELLS WILL DIFFUSE TO ME. ALTERNANTIVELY<>

ding dings: oh dangs. i lost my legs too.

hey klowee, john sayd im pretty and peter sayd im ugllyy (whats that?) whar do u think?? (do u?)

p.s. i really love that name of urs (whatever it means??) can i ahve it??

klowee: sure. it really suits u. the STUPID ONE??

ding dings: YEAH TT ONE!

klowee: btw i think ur... PRETTTY UGGLLLLYYY!!

.....10 MINS LATER:

klowee1: hey klowee

klowee2: yes kloweee

klowee1: who klowee

klowee2: no klowee

klowee1: where's ding?

klowee2: she's out of this world!!!!

klowee: ding i think its over btween us

ding dings: what was that sound???

kl0owee: um, me.. i said it's OVER...

ding dings: you're over the MoON?

klowee: no it's over. like betweeen us...

ding dings: i know what you mean....

klowee: so sorry

ding dings: like the sun is shining OVER betweeen us?

klowee: no our relationship.

ding dings: OH. the ship has left without us because it went OVER antartica?

klowee: fine it's back ON.

aft 5 mins, ding dings understood and she goes: OHHHHHHHHHHH..that was the sound of my heart breaking.

klowee: nooo.....Excuse me, it's something else. hold on i dropped something!!! MY JAW!! *leaves the scene

dind dings:WAIT! u dropped ur jaw and left somehing behin!

klowee turns back: what??

ding dings: ME!!!

ding dongs: wait! stand still!!!

klowee: why?!

ding sings: so i can pick you UPPP!!

ding dings: wait wait wait wait wait another sound! whats tt this time??

klowee: (annoyed with the break up. so LONG??) WHAT IS ITTHIS TIME???!!!!

ding dings: ooh its the sound of my heart taking off!oh btw. u know why i had CONsteepaysion yeatefday?cause i thought u were my poop so i HELD ON TIGHT!

eh.. then atf tt i got diarryea.u nowk why? cause i cants hold back my lovceeee 4 eew.(you)

this is the stupid stuff ding dings and kloweeee doos when theres no CHINEASE ((: dsing says: okay i gotta go for speelling class now. (: bites!