EDIOTS AND PORKS.
todays lessons were so funny. haha maybe its cause we rearranged our tables. WELL, im still UNFORTUNATELY sitting with porkscousmei :l hahah but the class seems even even closer now.haha cause we're just a mess of tables and newspapers.its still pretty neat now, ohman just wait one or two more weeks :D
physics was plain retarded.haha mr lim was so bimbotic today!
mr lim:
"remember ah,oneeee twooo or fiveeee!" POSER :D
"i dunno!im a bimbo!"MY GOODNESS. hahahaha but it was so hilarious.
4e.sounds smart?bongs u havnt heard the stupidest questions we ask and the retarded ans we get.
zhong li wen: "mr lim, do we need lab coat??"
mr lim:"errrrrrrrr :l ya when the weather is cold :l"
ding:"mr lim what if the needle deflects non stop???"
mr lim (shakes his fingers like mad and stares at them): "LIKE THAT AH??"
ding:"mr soo,so does it mean it must be dormant??"
mr soo:"-_____________________________-"
someone:"purple ink?"
mrs lau:"pink would be good :D"
ding:"HOW BOUT WHITE?" wait thats not all. then she laughs at herself----> "HAHAHAHHAHAHA"
mrs lau (gives up):"SI RUI.u are gonna stand till the end of my period TILL u say:i promise not to be lame anymore" "btw, WHAT KIND OF STUPID STATEMENT WAS THAT??"
oh and the statement of today:
i go: "mrs lau porks and i look alike right??"
mrs lau:"PORKS??"
i go:"ya we named her after her character.like pig??"
mrs lau: "NOOOO.SARASH IS SO CUTE" :l
ME (WITH VIOLENT OBJECTIONS):ohhhhhhhh. u havnt seen.the dark side. so dark u can almost not see it at all.
okay first,HELLO THE COUSJIE IS SO OBVIOUSLY CUTE TOO.
second, HELLO THE COUSJIE IS SO OBVIOUSLY CUTERRRR.
third,SARAH IS CUTE???????????????????????????MONSTEROUS MAYBE.
then by the end of chem:mrs lau:" dears can i have my structures back pls? (: "
i pass them back one by one with mrs lau GLARING WITH THE WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO MY STRUCTURES LOOK. then we point innocently at porkscousmei the monster.
mrs lau:"HELLLLLO SARAH WHAT DID U DO??" "OHH.CHLOE I SEE THE DARK SIDE."
YAYYY ((: *claps in approval* (:
-porks tries to get away aft so badly destroying her molecules-
mrs lau "SARAH u molecule destroyer get here NOWWW and fix it back!!"
YAYYYY.finally the teachers are SEEING whats going on with her :D if only soof saw what she was drawing during bio ----> OSCAR BROWN :D
wa nicky and i are IN LUCK cause porks is running out of them. aft 16 yrs of luck, its time man.
I LOVE 4E (: ilove porkscousmei!!
OH YA something stupid porks said really long ago at aunty wendy's house:

IS THAT AN AIRCON??